I’m making lists of grad schools to look at. I have 98 listed so far.

My OCD makes it impossible for me to stop even though I’m exhausted.

Some days I really hate my anti-depressants.

These pills will save your life, but they also come with lots of really shitty side effects.

These pills will save your life, but they’ll make you less sad, less emotional, less you.

These pills will save your life, but if you miss one, you could lose your life.

lolfunniest:

HE DID WEAR IT

(Source: iwearastetsonnow)

amporacest:

abaldwin360:

skepticalavenger:

atheistrose:

godlessmen:

The all wise, all powerful “God” as seen by rednecks…

I’d like to correct this:

“God, send us someone to cure AIDS, cancer, etc., etc.”

“I did, but you gave them a substandard education because they lived in an area with poor funding due to low property taxes.  I did, but you let them die because they couldn’t afford healthcare.  I did, but due to racism you stomped out their potential and didn’t give them the same opportunities.  I did, but you make a college education too unaffordable while giving the big bankers passes.  I did, but you saw a homeless youth before you saw a kid with potential.  I did, but you kicked the downtrodden while they were already shoulder deep in sinking sand.”

THIS COMMENT!!!!!  ^^^

YES! That comment!!!

IF HE SENT THEM THEY WOULDN’T HAVE BEEN ABORTED HE WOULD HAVE MADE SURE OF THAT 

siddharthasmama:

90% of me is wanting to get that bottom couplet tattooed on me, jesus christ.

(Source: rrevolutionaries)

macky-boo:

i-said-adventure:

mydepressioneatsmealive:

“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”

~Plato’s The Symposium.

I BETTER FIND MY FLIPPING TRIANGLE DUDE

<3 I found the other half of my heart. (Yes I’m cheesy, but I mean it. x3 )

(Source: eternalseptember)

kateflowrchild13:

carry-it-with-you:

b0ngs-n-th0ngs:

When Jim Henson, creator of the Muppets died in 1990, Disney released this picture of Mickey consoling Kermit the Frog.

Reblogging for the hundredth time

but what if he’s consoling Kermit because he remembers how he felt when Walt died and he doesn’t want anyone to go through that alone

do you WANT me to cry? Oops too late…

(Source: thelandofdavid)

vandorwolf:

tofusnow:

Cosplay is for everyone!

This

egtwerp:

mrmallard:

This lovely lady was attacked by a CBS sports blogger for being “too chunky”. She’s already thinner than a lot of women, and the so-called “extra weight” looks like muscle to me - she’s nowhere near being chunky.

I’m chunky. There’s a decent chance you’re kinda chunky. A lot of people are chunky. But this girl is not: she’s already had to conform herself to traditional beauty standards, and she looks damn fine even without being thin enough to play xylophone on her ribs (which is surely the grindstone Ms. Anna-Megan Raley is going against).

What kind of hope do we have if a young woman like this, half-naked and toned like a motherfucker, is called chunky by a media source? Look at her. There is not a chunk on her. That’s smooth, lean muscle.

fucking socIETY

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

lordoftheinternet:

THE LEANING TOWER OF PISA IS IN ITALY

IT’S ITALICIZED

*adds to list of things that i never even would have bothered to think about if it werent for this website*